Hurricane Sandy flooded Forsythe just to stop other photographers from going there, because Mother Nature knew they were no match for him. National Geographic cannot publish any of his photos for fear they would trigger mass suicides of other photographers who would realize they are unworthy. He can shoot at F1.4, even with an F4.5 lens. He is...
The Hubble telescope takes pictures of HIM! And then stolen from the internet: He bowls overhand Sharks Have a week dedicated to him. At museums he's allowed to touch the art. He doesn't Tweet, Blog, or Social Network - He already know what you are doing and doesn't care. When he looks in his rear-view mirror, he sees yesterday. He never gets junk mail Milk cries when he spills it He assisted in his own birth Muhammed Ali refers to him as 'The Greatest'. ~Joanie
Justin I actually know an a hole that thinks that. he was glad Sandy hit as he was out of state and claims me and a few other people take photographs for our own glorification and prostitute his refuge. (HIS REFUGE LOL)he claims to be in the top 5 wildlife photographers in the world yet sells no prints and outside of forsythe or facebook no one ; ever heard of him. he is a broke drunk with no money and no job and his a total train wreck
Rare and endangered wild life uses his camera equipment to take selfie's for posting on their Facebook page.
The smallest working dog was originally the largest working dog, but it shrunk just to fit in the frame of his lens. Disney removes trash cans before he shoots so they don't mar his photos. The sun only rises because he gives it permission, so he can take its photo.
His lens cap functions as a polarizer, N D filter, wide-angle teleconverter, white balance tool, and personal flotation device.
He can make his camera autofocus manual lenses. He once took a badly focused photo, just to see what it felt like. He can photograph your thoughts and feelings.
