Headstone Help...

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; ; ; ; here lies tim
; ; ; ; we cried in alarm
; ; ; ; the weight of the bigma
; ; ; ; caused him the harm
 
Nice Gary.

Jeff - I'm quite sure you'll pass me in the near future - though lately I had a nice little barrage that got me over the hump, you've been racking up more per day and per month average than me. ; I usually get a little more active on here around Sep - Jan...so by then, you might have caught up!
 
couldn't stop it if i tried, i'm just having one of those fertile overflowing brian things this week
 
A gift...sort of like the ugly sweater from grandma that you hide in the back of your closet and are embarrased to be seen with. ; ;)
 
My wife has come up with a few for me and I was wondering what you all thought.

Jeff got the bends
when he shattered his lens.

Jeff broke his ticker
when he couldn't take a picture.

Jeff died in vain
when Mickey wasn't in the frame.

Jeff's heart went a flutter
when he couldn't find the shutter.

Jeff' now deceased
because his shutter wouldn't release.

This here is Jeff's plot,
too bad he couldn't get the shot.

A steady shot, this was not,
when the tripod failed, Jeff was impaled

Thoughts are all welcomed, and appreciated. ; I am trying to get my shirt order in and these are what she came up with. ; Much more creative than I am, that's for sure.
 
Jeff's just went boom,
Such terrible news!
Alas, it was only
A two second fuse.
 
Sean just missed
The birth of his kid
He didn't mind
But Karen sure did.

sent from my htc thunderbolt ;
 
"gary" said:
here lies jeff
remote in hand
could not keep up
with the rest of the band
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Or to change it slightly...

Here lyeth Jeff
with TV remote in hand.
Could not keep away
from the man with the sand.
 
Here layeth Jeff
a quite talented kid.
Was he dead or just
testing his eyelids?

Jeff lies beneath this plot
with his heart that ailed.
When Mickey came into frame
the shutter failed.
 
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