Trying out a few more, for various TMIPers...
Dear friend Gary lies under this dirt
You don't want to read what's on his shirt
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Beloved Sean, our best source of java
While in Hawaii, he fell in the lava
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In Memoriam
Tim Devine, our fearless leader
Pulled out his camera instead of his heater
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Dear Howie, how to put it in words
He was pecked to death by a flock of birds
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Jeff came to Florida for the warm weather
But died with skin that looked more like leather
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Just hashing a few ideas out there...