Headstone Help...

Thank you kind sir. ; Hopefully you like that I had you gunned down by security, given a few of your past issues! ; ;)
 
Yes, this has been a nice exercise in community cooperation and teamwork.
 
I already did one for bricker. ; Check back a few posts. ;

I have some other ideas for these tombstones also. ; More details to follow.

-Posted from my htc Thunderbolt. ;
 
Tim,

I don't know how I missed it.

But I just thought of this one...

Here lies Tom Bricker
Who used his UWA on the wrong chicka
 
"zackiedawg" said:
Long Disney lines put Dennis beneath this grass
He might still be with us if he'd gotten a Fast Pass
Click to expand...
Justin, are you implying that I have one foot in the grave already? ; Well, you're probably right. ; :)

Great job, everyone!

Oh, and if you're looking for a printer, give Spreadshirt a look. ; Matt Hochberg at StudiosCentral uses them. ; I've had shirts arrive the same week I ordered them.
 
Here lies Tim
Forevermore.
Wife wasn't happy
About the 1dMk4.
(Might be a bit too esoteric?)

Here lies Tim
With his red phillies cap.
Went to take pictures,
But took a dirt nap.

-Posted from my htc Thunderbolt.
 
Here lies Tim
He was feeling icky
He just had dinner
With the guy who drew mickey

-Posted from my htc Thunderbolt. ;
 
(For my kid)
Here lies Billy
A five year old kid.
Shouldn't have done that,
But sure as heck did.

Here lies Billy
Four years plus one.
St Peter told him,
"Now look what you've done" ; ;

-Posted from my htc Thunderbolt.
 
Here lies Tim,
Locked tight in this vault.
Reservations for three,
For tim, roy,and Walt. ;

Booyah!

-Posted from my htc Thunderbolt.
 
For my other kid. ;

Here lies my son
The one we called Ryan.
Lived by the phrase,
"Get rich or die tryin'."

-Posted from my htc Thunderbolt. ;
 
Just remember to have the same number of Syllables to make it sound perfect (to which I think you need to change "Shirt" to T-Shirt" for Gary's epitaph)
 
Nice work Tim - you got your own run going and covered Tom Bricker too. ; I gave a few tries for Tom as well:

He shot fast from up close but the bear was quicker
Love of ultrawide finally killed poor Tom Bricker
__

Tom was killed on Big Thunder shooting ultrawide
On the tracks to get close, he was struck by the ride
__

Tom's last ultrawide shot was of a charging steer
He'd forgotten objects are closer than they appear
__

I figured I'd have a go at a Billy one for you too, Tim:

On stage with Off Kilter, Billy died, dad was scarred
Jamie's bagpipe exploded when he blew too hard
 
Planted a seed at dinner tonight, but a bigger problem may be my school schedule and when I have to do conferences. ; Time will tell.
 
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